{"product_id":"nabrok-joggers","title":"Nábrók Joggers","description":"The Nábrók joggers are inspired by Icelandic Staves, where one of the spells talks about a way to get infinite wealth. The name \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNábrók means necropants and it includes you wearing someone elses legs as pants :)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe process is simple: \u003cbr\u003e1) You must get permission from a person to use their skin after their death\u003cbr\u003e2) After they die and are buried, you dig them up and skin their legs\u003cbr\u003e3) Steal a poor widows coin and put it into the crotch area of the pants, as well as the symbol nábrókarstafur (This btw is included inside the pockets here)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e4) Step into these and they will stick onto your legs and produce endless profit\u003cbr\u003e5) If you're done with having tesla chariots, you must convince someone else to step into these pants as soon as you hop out of them\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnjoy!History \u0026amp; Myhtology inspired apparel, jewelry and artwork.","brand":"Subliminator","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":39562492969128,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-XS","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":39562493001896,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-S","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39562493034664,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-M","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39562493067432,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-L","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39562493100200,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-XL","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":39562493132968,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-2XL","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":39562493165736,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-3XL","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":39562493198504,"sku":"SBJGF-204006-4XL","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0106\/6565\/6416\/products\/Pantsfront_1e1e421f-31a3-4bdb-95d9-bd77f8b7f707.jpg?v=1617256323","url":"https:\/\/valhyr.com\/products\/nabrok-joggers","provider":"Valhyr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}